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8 December 2007
Christmas in the Red
(No Green)

A carol for the times

Dreck in malls costs lots of money
Fa la la la la la la la la
’Tis no season to be tony
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don’t need no more gay apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Since we got laid off at Merrill
Fa la la la la la la la la

Sue and blame the rating bureau
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strike the buck and buy the euro
Fa la la la la la la la la
Follow me into foreclosure
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hope you made a full disclosure
Fa la la la la la la la la

Fast away your fortune passes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Jail the few, evict the masses
Fa la la la la la la la la
Sink we joyless all together
Fa la la la la la la la la
Housing is just one bellwether
Fa la la la la la la la la

Turn over another new leaf:
6 November 2007
Turn That Crap Down!

Austin’s latest move to shut up its musicians.

14 August 2007
Paté de Foie Gitmo

A modest proposal.

8 March 2007
Giuliani Time

Maybe hardcore Republicans like him because they think he’s anti-black like them.


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