She's Virtually Real

SHE’S VIRTUALLY REAL
by Lindsey Eck

I’m in love with a female
I met her by email
She lives in a Web of her own
She’s my laptop perfection
Since we made the connection
Stays on till my circuits are blown
So I’m gonna get on the Net again
And let her know how I feel:

She’s virtually real
She’s virtually fine
She’s the cat of the chat room
And she keeps me on line
She’s cyber attractive
Hypertextually active
Gonna get on the Net again
And let her know how I feel:
She’s virtually real

She drives me to madness
From her Internet address
She’s better than a physical thrill
She’s a Pentium guru
With digital voodoo
Keeps my memory filled
So I’m gonna get on the Net again
And let her know how I feel:

She’s virtually real
She’s virtually fast
We’re T1 connected
For as long as it lasts
She’s a gigabyte server

I don’t even deserve her
Gonna get on the Net again
And let her know how I feel:
She’s virtually real

She’s a powerful engine
Really keeps my attention
Uses every byte of my drive
Gonna send out a virus
To her other admirers
I’ve been shutting down four out of five
Then I’m gonna get on the Net again
And let her know just how I feel:

She’s virtually real
She’s virtually fine
She’s the cat of the chat room
And she keeps me on line
She’s cyber attractive
Hypertextually active
Gonna get on the Net again
And let her know how I feel:
She’s virtually real
She’s virtually fast
We’re T1 connected
For as long as it lasts
She’s a gigabyte server
I don’t even deserve her
Gonna get on the Net again
And let her know how I feel:
She’s virtually real

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