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Beto faces the voters; Brett faces the Senate
Texas musicians are desperatewont you help?
Creates NFL Europa team to capitalize on newly available talent
The Fox reality series wed like to see
People are too stupid to save themselveslets ask Paul the Octopus!
Somebody get me a cheeseburger.
Disneys setting its new animated feature in Louisiana means the interracial prince-and-princess couple may have to live in sin.
Why I am not a liberal.
Right-wing myths that dont walk the talk.
A few links regarding this amazing result.
California bailout: collateral or collateral damage.
Which kind of strongman will be best for post-democratic America?
Wall Street firm was, in fact, infirm.
Little caucus on the prairie.
A carol for the times.
Austins latest move to shut up its musicians.
A modest proposal: Use the livers of force-fed Guantánamo prisoners for foie gras.
Maybe hardcore Republicans like him because they think hes anti-black like them.
Give generously or youll never see him again.
The grownups wont let us vote on the big questions.
A few lines on Liebermans defeat, with apologies to Hank.
How to recycle your obsolete behemoth.
Bushs Homeland Security apparatus springs a leak.
Who would Jesus assassinate?
Id walk a mile for a unicameral.
Theres media bias, all right in favor of a race thats too close to call.
Meet your new job same as my old job.
Madonna calls Dr. Laura.
Not everyone loved Ronnie.
Denver should want to be less like Austin.
The execution of anti-abortion murderer Paul Hill shows the futility of capital punishment.
The Golden State opts for entertainment over governance in this lame comedy based on a goober-natorial recall.
Texas Democrats vamoose to the high desert while the Grand Old Posse tries to round em up. But are there any good guys in this overlong Western?
George W. Bush wields the lethal syringe, proving his alpha dominance.
For Veep choice, Bush retreads a Texan energy chief from Dads team.
Still think Napsters the coolest? Check out Semester, Fester, and Ulster!
Dumas updated: Evil Bush switched with good twin at coronation.
Reform Party sets downhill speed record. Next time hold a rave instead of a convention.
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